My son walks out of the bathroom with wet hands and no pants on . . . "mom I dropped a quarter in the toilet"
"Yes, and there is a bunch of toilet paper in there as well. I thought the more toilet paper I put in the better as it might suck up the quarter"
"hmmmm, well I will go take a look"
From behind me, as I walk toward the bathroom, comes his sweet little voice "oh yeah, and there is poop in there as well. I pooped before I dropped the quarter in." They don't tell you these stories in the baby books :)